Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are pretty much a relationship no-brainer, since a magic candy girl would obviously date an elf. After much fanfare and matching 90s nostalgia (the real sign of true love), Perry finally posted her first 'gram of her and Bloom together, on the steps of the Hotel du Cap Eden-Rock near Cannes. Or, at the very least, E! says this is Katy and Orlando:

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But come on. The people in that picture are so tiny, that could be nearly anyone. In fact, feel free to use this image to claim that other people who have been spotted at Cannes are dating.