Close your eyes for just a second, and flash back to the summer of 2016. Feels nice, doesn't it? Katy Perry had hair and a boyfriend named Orlando Bloom, who got fully nude while they were paddle boarding in Italy, and the whole internet saw and thirsted over the shadow of his member. What a time to be alive that was.
But sadly, it's 2017 now. And the half-naked power couple is no longer together, because everything in life is fleeting. But Katy Perry has finally answered the question we were all asking at the time: why is Orlando Bloom naked and Katy Perry is not???
"He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like, it's one of those things where I was like, ‘oh nah,'" Perry said during a recent interview with KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O, E! Online reports.