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<p>Close your eyes for just a second, and flash back to the summer of 2016. Feels nice, doesn&#39;t it? <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/music/katy-perry-changes-lyric-swish-swish-taylor-swift/">Katy Perry</a> had hair and a boyfriend named Orlando Bloom, who got fully nude while they were paddle boarding in Italy, and the whole internet <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/orlando-bloom-naked-paddleboarding-tweets/">saw and thirsted over</a> the shadow of his member. What a time to be alive that was.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ORLANDO BLOOM IS KATY PERRY&#39;S MANSERVANT AS HE SHOULD BE <a href="https://t.co/rkRv44anPM">pic.twitter.com/rkRv44anPM</a></p>&mdash; Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) <a href="https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/760985856643624964?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 3, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>But sadly, it&#39;s 2017 now. And the half-naked power couple is <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-split/">no longer together</a>, because everything in life is fleeting. But <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-butt-picture/">Katy Perry</a> has finally answered the question we were all asking at the time: <em>why is Orlando Bloom naked and Katy Perry is not???</em></p><p>&quot;He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like, it&#39;s one of those things where I was like, &lsquo;oh nah,&#39;&quot; Perry said during a recent interview with <em>KIIS FM&rsquo;s Kyle and Jackie O,</em> <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/220558_katy_perry_talks_infamous_naked_orlando_bloom_paddleboarding_pics/" target="_blank">E! Online reports.</a></p><p>The singer continued:</p><blockquote> <p>You know when you&rsquo;re dating someone sometimes, it&rsquo;s exciting to be like, &lsquo;oh should we try and make out over here in this place?&rsquo; or what have you.&#39; And I was just not in the mood. I saved it for the boat!</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>So now we know: she DID get naked. She just waited until they were in the privacy of their yacht.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="205" src="https://giphy.com/embed/3o6Ztj8kicbFpujPGw" width="480"></iframe> <p>Bloom may wish he&#39;d made the same choice. The actor <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2017/04/11/orlando-bloom-comments-on-paddle-boarding-photos-for-first-time/" target="_blank">first commented</a> on the pics in May, explaining he had no clue they were being photographed and was <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr-nude-photos-embarrassed/">pretty embarrassed</a> by the whole thing. &quot;We&rsquo;d been completely alone for five days,&quot; he said. &quot;Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free&hellip; What can I tell you? Note to self: you&rsquo;re never free. Ha!&quot;</p> <div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="264" src="https://giphy.com/embed/yoJC2Olx0ekMy2nX7W" width="480"></iframe> <p>Having your naked body photographed against your will while you&#39;re just trying to chill with your GF on vacation actually sounds like&mdash;no pun intended&mdash;a bummer. Poor, poorlando Bloom. Should&#39;ve saved it for the boat.</p> </div> </div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Katy Perry finally explains why Orlando Bloom was naked paddle boarding and she wasn't.

Close your eyes for just a second, and flash back to the summer of 2016. Feels nice, doesn&#39;t it? Katy Perry had hair and a boyfriend named Orlando Bloom, who got fully nude while they were paddle boarding in Italy, and the whole internet saw and thirsted over the shadow of his member. What a time to be alive that was.ORLANDO BLOOM IS KATY PERRY&#39;S MANSERVANT AS HE SHOULD BE pic.twitter.com/rkRv44anPM&mdash; Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 3, 2016 But sadly, it&#39;s 2017 now. And the half-naked power couple is no longer together, because everything in life is fleeting. But Katy Perry has finally answered the question we were all asking at the time: why is Orlando Bloom naked and Katy Perry is not???&quot;He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like, it&#39;s one of those things where I was like, &lsquo;oh nah,&#39;&quot; Perry said during a recent interview with KIIS FM&rsquo;s Kyle and Jackie O, E! Online reports.The singer continued: You know when you&rsquo;re dating someone sometimes, it&rsquo;s exciting to be like, &lsquo;oh should we try and make out over here in this place?&rsquo; or what have you.&#39; And I was just not in the mood. I saved it for the boat! So now we know: she DID get naked. She just waited until they were in the privacy of their yacht. Bloom may wish he&#39;d made the same choice. The actor first commented on the pics in May, explaining he had no clue they were being photographed and was pretty embarrassed by the whole thing. &quot;We&rsquo;d been completely alone for five days,&quot; he said. &quot;Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free&hellip; What can I tell you? Note to self: you&rsquo;re never free. Ha!&quot;  Having your naked body photographed against your will while you&#39;re just trying to chill with your GF on vacation actually sounds like&mdash;no pun intended&mdash;a bummer. Poor, poorlando Bloom. Should&#39;ve saved it for the boat.  