These celebritiess wore crazy Kentucky Derby hats, because they need a lot of attention.

These celebritiess wore crazy Kentucky Derby hats, because they need a lot of attention.
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The 142nd annual Kentucky Derby was this Saturday. Sticking with tradition, mint juleps were flowing, life savings were gambled away, and most importantly, the ladies were decked out in fancy hats. Here are some celebrity Derby fashions that were so fun, you'll almost forget about glue factories. 

1. Megyn Kelly

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Donald Trump said she had hats coming out of her wherever.
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2. Bethany Frankel

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Consuming all of her calories for the day.
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3. Gayle King

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If your Grandma's hat is missing, check with Oprah's BFF.
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4. Star Jones' dog.

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Oh yeah, and Star Jones was there too.
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5. Johnny Weir 

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No little My Little Ponies were harmed in the making of this hat. 
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6. Tanya Tucker

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Outfit so sad, she's needs to write a country song about it.
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7. Mira Sorvino

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Dressed for the funerals of the horses who didn't win.
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8. Tara Lapinski

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She won the gold medal for figure skating, not accessorizing.
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9. Rachel McCord

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Aspiring actress or human Direct TV receiver?
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10. Kate Upton

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This outfit's almost as bland as her personality.
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11. Lindsey Vonn

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If you dated Tiger Woods, you'd want to hide under a big hat too.
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12. Mary Wilson of The Supremes

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She was clearly drinking when she picked this out. 
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13. J. D. Shelburne and girlfriend Amy Whitham

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Fun Fact: This guy always has where he's going bedazzled on his clothes.
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The country singer became the highlight of the red carpet when he proposed to his girlfriend. Thankfully, she said yes, or that would've been really awkward.

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Joey Fatone wasn't wearing a hat, but with this weak celeb turnout, he was still the biggest star there.

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His mom's curtains went bye bye-bye to make this suit.
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