Khloe Kardashian is doing fine, you guys!!!! How do we know? Because she
texted me keeps changing her hair color. And nothing screams "I'm content with myself and my life" like drastically changing your appearance and then asking the internet to validate your choices.
Kidding, of course. I only dye my hair when I'm hurdling towards an emotional rock bottom that compels me to drastically change the one part of my body that can be chopped off or dyed with minimal pain and suffering. Which is why I'm only slightly worried about Khloe. Because 12 days ago, she posted this Instagram after going platinum-blonde: