Kid Rock: What is he? A musician? A rebel? A baby goat standing on some sort of stone? He might be that last one, because after the tweet he sent on Tuesday, he's probably progressed to a higher plane of consciousness, like nirvana, or a SoulCycle studio. The tweet sums up the essence of all that is the 45-year-old musician/facial hair devotee:

Why is this the essence of Kid Rock? Well, not only does he get to trot out his personal brand of anti-authority badass around an actual U-S-of-A state court, but, as Joe Veix points out on Twitter: