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So many books for children come out each year that publishers have to find a way to stand out somehow. A shortcut to that is celebrity. And yet, what's the purpose of children's books written by famous people? Kids don't really know who these celebrities are. Here are some of the most baffling kids' books by famous people.

1. Tori Spelling, Presenting… Tallulah.

Wait, is Tallulah supposed to be TORI SPELLING HERSELF?
Wait, is Tallulah supposed to be TORI SPELLING HERSELF?

It doesn't seem like the kind of people who would follow Spelling's career outside of Beverly Hills, 90210—people who watch her various reality shows based around puns on her name—would be real big on childhood literacy. Tallulah is about a fancy rich girl who does whatever she wants. So, you know, Tori Spelling. Or Eloise.