Most of us will never have the privilege of petting Kim Kardashian's breasts—unless, omg, is that what subscribing to her app gets you?—but now, we can all vicariously experience their exquisite softness. Caity Weaver, who interviewed Kim for GQ this month, was asked by the reality TV queen if she wanted to cop a feel. Weaver wisely replied, "Yup."

Here's how Weaver describes Kardashian's luxurious chest (as only Weaver can):