You've seen Kim Kardashian show you her boobs loads of times, but have you ever seen her look this dead-eyed while doing it? While attending a GQ party celebrating her very naked photoshoot with the magazine, Kardashian wore a revealing dress, which she showed off on Snapchat in the most mysteriously vapid way imaginable.

Yeah. She pouts, pans down to her cleavage, and then comes back up. Imagine you doing that. You can't, right? Humans don't do that. Boob robots do.