Kim Kardashian goes makeup free so you can see how she creates her face.

As unfortunate off-brand Kardashian drama swirled this week, Kim tried to get the gossip train back on track by dropping a foolproof gem that always titillates the internet: a makeup-free portrait.

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We're showing you the still shot first, because that's what you came for—and you wouldn't want to get distracted by her outfit in the video.

If it's your dream to make your face look like Kim's face, today's your big day.

Via Kim Kardashian's Snapchat, here's the tabloid queen's transformation from zero makeup to Kardashian makeup.