Kim Kardashian just shared her unborn child’s first nude selfie.

Kim Kardashian just shared her unborn child’s first nude selfie.
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If you think Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, first of all, who are you and why do you feel that way, but also, check this out, haters.

First of all, #NoKardashiansForAWeek is next week. This week, we're all about Kardashians and their friends and family, especially the naked ones. A nude pic of Kim isn't exactly new news, but a pregnant nude selfie is a rare thing, and we wouldn't want you, our readers who claim you don't give a shit, to miss it. 

Anyway, apparently people think Kim might be faking her pregnancy and that she's actually using a surrogate. This photo of a naked Kim with belly proves otherwise (or else she has an impressive prosthetic or else it's photoshopped...photos don't actually prove anything, right? But sure). 

If you don't feel like reading her long-winded defense, here's the money quote:

Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. 

So true! Especially in the early days of pregnancy, a burrito can add a few weeks to your baby's gestational age. Thanks for your refreshing honesty, Kim.

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