People think Kim Kardashian revealed the triple baby news weeks ago in this cryptic Instagram.

The family that expects together...connects together.

Fulfilling their societal role as being ever-present distractions from the horrors of actual news, the Kardashians have allegedly accomplished a remarkable feat: three out of the five sisters are said to be expecting children.

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Is this a blessed coincidence? Or did Kris Jenner keep track of everyone's ovulation cycles and relationship statuses to pull this off in honor of Keeping Up with the Kardashians' tenth anniversary sweeps?

I'm guessing the latter.