Kim Kardashian has finally received the push present she's lusted for ever since giving birth to tiny human Saint West in December. Say what you will about Kim K, but any woman deserves what she wants after a baby comes out of her vagina.
In this case, according to Cosmopolitan, Kim's push present totaled up to about $1 million, because it's a Lorraine Schwartz diamond choker. How did Kanye know she wanted this choker (which Taylor Swift says is so in right now)? She posted a push present wish list on her site last year. If the necklace looks familiar, it's because Kim wore one like it to LACMA's Art+Film Gala in November and was like, "Need."
Kanye, to his credit, delivered the beauty of a gift (guess he's not that much in debt after all). And Kim K, good reality star that she is, posted a crap ton of pretty risqué photos of herself in the necklace.
This first photo you can show your mom.
The rest of the photos Kim shared of her new necklace could be from an orgy, but were in fact taken at the wedding of Kim and Kanye's friend, Dave Grutman.
Lovely. These photos make every other picture of Kim seem rather tame. Even this one:
From henceforth, all other Kim K pics will look extremely PG.
Especially given the other photos Kim took of people aside from herself at the wedding:
Do you get the orgy vibe now?