Human brand Kim Kardashian won a Webby Award on Monday night for her accomplishments in breaking the Internet. She received this most recent award presumably for her nude selfie and other social media exploits, and not because she's actually a member of an elite hacker collective (although you wouldn't know if she was because...duh). Also, her game was so last year, so it couldn't have been that.  Webby acceptance speeches are only five words long, so Kardashian had this to say: