Yesterday, the Internet carefully analyzed a mysterious Instagram photo that Justin Bieber shared and concluded that:

Lord knows

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Now, according to TMZ, Kourtney is saying that not only did she never sit on a car and wrap her legs around a 21-year-old singer with an attitude problem, but that nothing is even going on between the two. However, that doesn't explain why she's been seen out with him a bunch of times in L.A., and recently left his hotel at 4 a.m. Maybe they're just friends and they stayed up all night chatting about life and crying. Just crying and crying and crying.

Sources: TMZ