Kourtney Kardashian posted an Instagram nip slip on Sunday to much fanfare, including a comment from her ex, Scott Disick.
She showed just a touch of nipple, which means she probably took 30 pictures with the help of an assistant whose job it was to move her top a few centimeters. It's actually hard to tell if she's wearing a bra or a shirt, though they're pretty much the same thing when you're a Kardashian.
Here's what Disick had to say about the pic:
That's the sort of gross comment a dad says to make his children shriek with horror. Are their kids on Instagram? While it is an obviously super creepy-sounding thing to say, it's not the first time he's commented on Kourtney posting a nude pic. Last year he also commented on a butt pic she posted to Instagram.
Apparently Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are having a contest this week, since Kim also posted a nude pic on Monday. It's serious business, since those bodies and personal brands are worth a lot of money. Kourtney's body is worth so much that she probably has her nipples insured, if that's a thing.
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