Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.

Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.
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Kylie krowned king of getting people to pay $2.99 for an app.

Last week, all four Kardashian/Jenners released not-free apps that promise to give users the kind of deep insight into the K's lives that cannot be achieved on the normal Internet.  According to TMZKylie's is doing the best, by like, a lot. Just look at these questionably obtained stats:

A total of 891,340 people liked either Kim, Khloé, Kendall or Kylie enough to pay for their online service. Here's the breakdown:

74%    Kylie
11%    Khloé
9%      Kim
6%      Kendall

If this is giving you flashbacks to the first time your younger sibling beat you in the backstroke when you were kids on the swim team, you're not alone. I looked at each of the apps and made wild conjecture as to why each one ranked the way it did.

Kendall's App (6%):

Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.

Kendall's app came in last place because it's just too washed out and simple looking. Also, she doesn't have fake lips, a clear must-have for people who are famous for being famous.

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Kim's App (9%):

Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.

Kim is pregnant and we all know your life ends when you have kids. KIDDING DON'T KILL ME THAT WAS A JOKE.

Khloé's App (11%):

Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.

Khloé's downfall was due to the fact that three of her main categories don't make any sense. Is "glam" just pictures of 70s glam rockers? Does "fit" tell you if your leftovers will fit into your Gladware? Is "xo" just an online hug? I need one of those.

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Kylie's App (74%):

Older Kardashians dethroned as title of "best at Internet" passes to a younger Kardashian.

Kylie's app crushed the sisterly competition by being neon turquoise and blinding everyone into submission. Yep, that's the only reason.

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