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The final season of the show everyone loves to hate, Girls, premiers on Sunday, February 12. Dunham, who is frequently criticized for her lack of self-awareness (see: her recent statement saying she wished she had had an abortion, or the poem she wrote about the Women's March), pitched the series when she was 23 and then spent the rest of her twenties making it. And now, you can read that insufferable pitch, which she calls "a tone poem about millennial life," "the worst pitch you'll ever read," and "pretentious and horrifying," in it's entirety, courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter. But don't worry, it's not that long. Because somehow Dunham's one-and-a-half page pitch document is all she needed to land the show.

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In the interview with THR, Dunham admits that the pitch "doesn't mention a character, doesn't mention a plot," but laughs off her brazen 23-year-old pitch letter with, yet again, the lack of self-awareness to realize that many people have dedicated years of their lives to unsuccessfully pitching TV shows. To hear that Dunham vomited up a formless draft she wrote while "sitting on the floor listening to Tegan and Sara in my underwear," is a bit of a slap in the face to the hard work that less well-connected writers have put in. (For comparison, the pitch that David Simon submitted for The Wire, another HBO series, was 79 pages long.)

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To give you a taste, here is an excerpt from the pitch where Dunham explains the characters:

"Some of their boyfriends have turned out to be gay. Others have turned out to be Republicans (these girls aren't necessarily political, but they want to make sure abortions are a possibility. Always. After all, who can remember condoms every time)."

And here's how she closes 'er out:

"They're beautiful and maddening. They're self-aware and self obsessed. They're your girlfriends and daughters and sisters and employees. They're my friends and I've never seen them on TV."

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Speaking of not seeing yourself on TV, Dunham's reflection on the backlash she faced for casting a bunch of white actors for the show reveals more of the casual racism that Dunham is constantly nailed for (like her recent remarks on Odell Beckham Jr.). She admits in the interview that on her first date with her boyfriend Jack Antonoff, which took place the week "the race stuff," as Dunham eloquently put it, started blowing up, to making the joke, "No one would be calling me a racist if they knew how badly I wanted to f— Drake." It's interesting that Dunham was willing to bring this joke up, but says that she did so because she was "f—in' 25" at the time, which in her mind makes the bad joke excusable. Rightly, Antonoff told her to refrain from saying things like that in the public eye, according to Dunham's account of the date. "I just didn't get it," Dunham reflected on her tolerance levels at the time, but it's interesting that she used past tense, as it probably could be applied to her many missteps she's still making today. Oh Lena, when will you learn.

Sources: The Hollywood Reporter