I hope there is a hidden code in this Instagram caption.
True story: One time, I sat on the stoop of an apartment building in front of the Scientology Celebrity Center talking to a dude who turned out to be a paparazzo. Liz and Dick was using the Celebrity Center as a location, and this guy was hovering, hoping to get a snap of Lohan in a window. He hid his camera in a grocery bag under a couple of packages of King's Hawaiian Bread, so nobody would see it if they walked by.
Then, as today, I worry about Lindsay Lohan.
A couple of days ago, she took a break from her usual Instagram posting of sexy pictures with small captions to post a sexy picture with a very large caption. Complete with shout outs to #michaeljackson, @peta, @TMZ, and @oprah, it has the rambling tone of a note that's supposed to look like it's from somebody who's not doing well, but there's actually a hidden code inside. I hope there's a hidden code inside. Maybe it tells us the location of The Holy Grail. Or where she buried all the copies of Herbie: Fully Loaded. Either way, here's the post:
And here's the full text. Well, minus a few emojis:
they always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld#michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline@HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep ...at the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... #UnitedNations
It definitely has some moments of truth to it. And maybe also directions to buried treasure.