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The sometimes-actress Lindsay Lohan is continuing her lifelong publicity tour by speaking out about her newfound relationship with Islam. Lohan—who was born Catholic and hopped on the early '10s Kabbalah trend—gave an interview with The Sun in which she stated she is studying Islam. As easily mock-able as the newly engaged Lohan has been in recent years, she almost said some sensible things during the interview. 

Lohan, dressed modestly for a fashion event last year.
Lohan, dressed modestly for a fashion event last year.
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“I’m a very spiritual person and I’m really open to learning," said the 29-year-old. “America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is."

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Note: Lohan was spotted holding the religious text as far back as May 2015. And she's been doing more than carry it around. “I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long." According to The Cut, she's managed to make it through the first quarter of the text.

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So far, pretty good on Lohan's part. Her allusion to the general American population's misunderstanding of the Koran and Islam is on point.

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Then she kept talking. “We all believe in something and at the end of the day it all ties to a god or a spiritual adviser.” Uh, does it?

As for her current practices, Lohan said, "It all comes down to meditation for me. I do this thing called tapping. I used it when I did The Jonathan Ross Show because he was going down the jail route. I was getting uncomfortable so had to do it." Tapping, incidentally, is a therapeutic method unrelated to Islam.

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“We all have a similar belief in whatever it may be personally," Lohan added.

Wait, what?

It's a Lindsay Lohan thing, you wouldn't understand.
It's a Lindsay Lohan thing, you wouldn't understand.

Well, so long as Lindsay is happy and gets her shit together for once and all, because that lady can act.