Beautiful, complicated flower Lindsay Lohan has really topped herself with this latest news. The Mean Girls actress is reportedly now speaking with a "bizarre accent," and she explained its origin in an interview this week with the Daily Mail. It's the most Lindsay Lohan explanation you've ever heard.
"It's a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn," Lohan said. "I've been learning different languages since I was a child. I'm fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic."
Lohan debuted her Europe-y new accent for the first time at the opening of her Greek nightclub last month, and a video of the event surfaced yesterday. You can watch, listen and scrutinize here:
The video of course caught some heat on Twitter, but Lohan told the Daily Mail she DGAF what other people think. What's her secret? "Nothing really shocks me these days," she said. "I moved to London four years ago and the taxes seem to be getting higher."
Got that, internet? Lindsay Lohan doesn't care about your opinion of her accent. She only cares about rising taxes.
The actress also told the Daily Mail that she wanted to "let the people decide" on a name for the accent. Because accents need names, apparently? But then she offered up her own suggestion on Twitter:
She really nailed it. Oh Lilo, you rock on with your Lilohan-speaking self.