"You guys honestly think I would be that stupid? Fair enough."

In Touch Weekly, which is the only tabloid we trust for the hottest hot goss, has released a list, allegedly handwritten by Lindsay Lohan, of all the famous people Ms. Lohan has had sex with. A "source"—presumably the same source who has been bringing us celeb exclusives for years out of sheer altruism—tells In Touch that Lohan and her pals were "giggling and talking shit about people in the industry" at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Lindsay tried to impress her friends with a list of all the men in Hollywood she'd slept with, and when they got up to leave, Lohan casually "tossed [the list] aside," as if no one ever taught her to shred sensitive documents. As if she didn't know that a list could get you into trouble. As if she never saw the movie Mean Girls.

Sources: In Touch Weekly | h/t Buzzfeed