Like a cape virgin, hooked on weird bull horns for the very first time. Actually, exactly like that.
Hook M, horns!
OK, OK, OK. I know everyone has seen The Incredibles (if you haven't, you're a sad little person who is wrong about life) and that everyone is very excited to quote superhero fashion icon Edna Mode's motto "No Capes!" after seeing too many young Supers going to early graves from back-fabric mishaps. That still doesn't change the fact that there is simply no other reference to quote here. It's perfect. Completely perfect.
This just happened at the BRIT Awards, if you cared. You shouldn't, because they're basically the Grammys with way more One Direction, but maybe you were curious.