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When you're Mariah Carey, this is what you wear to a 13-year-old's bat mitzvah: black mesh over a revealing cutout bodysuit. The singer performed at her manager's daughter's Jewish coming-of-age party on Friday in Hollywood.

What???
What???

And when someone says "mazel tov" to you, because that is a really normal thing to say at someone's bat mitzvah, you respond with, "what?"

Because you have no idea what that means. Because you're Mariah Carey and you've already done plenty by agreeing to perform. Because even though "mazel tov" is Hebrew for "congratulations," and almost every person on the planet knows that, you don't need to know what's happening around you. You are Mariah Carey.