Marion Cotillard is not Brangelina's "Becky" and she wants everyone to shut up about it already, s'il vous plaît. The French actress posted on Instagram yesterday to swiftly and Frenchly shut down rumors that she had an affair with Brad Pitt or that she played any role at all in Brad and Angelina's internet-shattering break up.
"This is going to be my first and only reaction to the whirlwind news that broke 24 hours ago and that I was swept up into," she wrote under a photo that reminds me of a t-shirt I wore every day in middle school.
Tabloids reported earlier this week that Pitt had been "cozying up" to co-star Cotillard on the set of the movie they've been filming together, Allied. Pitt and Jolie of course also met on the set of a spy film, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston.
But Cotillard said in the post that she has been in a long-term, monogamous relationship with French actor Gulliame Canet. They have a young son together and, she announced in the post, are expecting a second baby (mazel!).
I feel suddenly compelled to track down Marion Cotillard and apologize for America as a whole.