We don't know who was invited to Mary-Kate Olsen's secret, 50-person wedding to French banker Olivier Sarkozy. But if we confirm all of the guests who were not invited by checking with all 7.3 billion people on Earth, we can eventually figure out who was there. Let's start with the Full House cast. Bob Saget: not invited.

Saget confirmed on The Today Show that he was not in attendance: "I was not invited, but I'm very happy and I sent a Mazel Tov text." He elaborated on his happiness: "I'm very happy. I love her very much. And I hope that they're happy." Celebrity feud! Just kidding, it was a really nice message. She played his TV daughter, but he loves her just like a real one.

Sources: h/t E! Online