It's either Justin Bieber's birthday or thousands of tweens got hacked this morning by a some sort of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN, KING!!!!!" spambot.
One of the well wishers is Justin's equal in a life of childhood fame marked by a tumultuous transition into adulthood. Or as she's better known by her fans, "MIIILEYYY QUEEN."
Hannah Montana shared the following nightmare fuel on Instagram:
If Cyrus just grew a little mustache, it'd be almost too challenging to tell the two apart. Do they share a stylist? An orthodontist? And if so, why isn't there a reality show called "Justin And Miley Flip Through People Magazine While They Wait For The Tooth Doctor?" Title subject to change.
And if you hate that photo, you'll really hate this one, too.
Happy birthday, Justin! You've got a long night of haunting dreams ahead of you.