Today in Celebrity Butt News: Justin Bieber just Instagrammed his naked body.

Today in Celebrity Butt News: Justin Bieber just Instagrammed his naked body.
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What a week for celebrity butts!



Look
A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

It's the one-week anniversary of that time Marc Jacobs accidentally posted a picture of his bare ass on Instagram. You might have been wondering, "What is the proper way to celebrate this occasion that both honors the original post and moves the concept forward?" The answer: by looking at this photo Justin Bieber posted.

In a novel take on celebrity naked Instagram posts, this was not an accident and has not since been deleted. It is a purposeful post of a naked Justin Bieber, standing on a boat in the deep blue sea, pointing at a beautiful ocean mountain or something (I'm not a geologist, I'm an Instagram Butt Writer). The caption says "Look," which can be assumed to have a double meaning. If you think about it very deeply, I think you will eventually come to understand the two different things it's referring to. Note the deliberate lack of punctuation, which adds deeper complexity and ambiguity to the descriptive phrase. The viewer understands: there are many ways to "look."



Bieber VS Rihanna
A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on


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