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Have you ever wanted to be Neil Patrick Harris? Dumb question. Of course you have. Neil Patrick Harris is Neil Patrick Harris. Let me rephrase the question.

How much do you want to be Neil Patrick Harris? Enough to follow his every movement with a high-powered telescope, rifle through his trash, and make love to your significant other wearing a full-body plush Neil Patrick Harris costume? If so, you might consider seeking help. You're probably a danger to yourself.

Sources: nphbook | h/t Laughing Squid