You might think he's freaking out over Kylie getting a $250,000 car from her 25-year-old boyfriend for turning 18. Nope, turns out there are Kardashian stories so dumb, even we never post them.

Although I must admit, Bruce is pretty cute. He's also the de facto ranking male in the Kardashian clan now that Scott has left the scene and Caitlyn has come into her own. Sorry, Rob.

If you didn't understand that sentence, you're gonna love this news anchor.

Sources: News Funnies