At the 2017 Oscars Sunday night, Kidman was at it again, where "it" is the most bizarre, alien attempt at clapping anyone's ever seen.
Hmm. Why? Are her finger bones too fragile to slap into each other? Is... nope, that's the only theory I got. Let's turn it over to Twitter for some extremely reasonable hypotheses.
1. She learned from high society.
2. She's channeling Johnny Depp.
3. It's all a lie.
4. She's snacking.
5. She has salad fingers.
6. She's getting clean.
7. No one taught her!
8. She's an elf or a goblin.
9. She's a wax figure come to life, still integrating into human society.
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