In case you were wondering, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are just as in love as ever. Unfortunately for their two daughters, Faith Margaret and Sunday Rose, this also means that their parents can't keep their hands off each other and need to drop everything and bone once in a while. It also means that they talk about their sex life on radio shows.
In an interview with SiriusXM’s Denise Albert and Melissa Musen Gerstein, Kidman revealed what she tell their kids when the red hot throes of passion take over and she just has to sex with Urban despite their children being around. When the two lovebirds absolutely need to step away from family time to get it on, they simply tell their girls that "mommy and daddy need to have kissy-kissy time."
Yes, you read that correctly. Kissy-kissy time.
Why is this phrase so completely disgusting? Why can't these two wait until after their kids are asleep? Will I ever be able un-hear that phrase? Everything seems so uncertain all of a sudden. I am shook.
Look, I don't have kids, but I do have parents. And they have never, to my knowledge, explicitly excused themselves to go do it while I was left doing my math homework and eating an after school snack (thanks, Mom and Dad!). Still, you got it hand it to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. They seem like they are still humping like bunnies after all these years.
Now if you will excuse me, I must go pukey-pukey in the bathroom.