A bunch of nobodies got together to speculate on which celebrities suck at sex. Let's join in.

A bunch of nobodies got together to speculate on which celebrities suck at sex. Let's join in.
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It's not totally uncommon for us lowly non-famous folk to fantasize about a romp with our favorite celebs, but no one ever really stops to think about all those celebrities who might be horrible in the sack. After all, if they are so good at whatever they do, it just wouldn't be fair that they'd be awesome in bed too, right? Well that is what a bunch of Redditors theorized on a thread entitled, "Which celebrities do you suspect might be bad in bed?" People are really going off nothing but their gut reactions here, but some of them feel pretty strongly about it.

1. ChasandDave16 was given a sign in a dream that Hugh Grant is bad in bed.

I once had a dream where I went to unzip Hugh Grant's trousers and instead of a penis he had a strawberry. Hope this helps.

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2. killinjoke96 feels like Oscar-winner Leo DiCaprio's performance would leave much to be desired.

I read somewhere that surprisingly Leonardo DiCaprio is awful in bed, apparently a few models who bedded him have said he's incredibly ignorant during sex and drifts off regularly.

Personally I think he gets it that much, he literally just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

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3. ​SpaceCowboy58 was not the only person to bring up Taylor Swift in this thread.

There has to be some reason why Taylor Swift has gone through so many breakups.

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4. If anyone has ever watched Guy Fieri eat on TV, they would probably agree with VargasIsMissing.

Saying he wants to take you to "Flavortown" doesn't have quite the same ring to it when he's implying he wants a rimjob.

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5. ​feverishh thinks Carey's diva attitude would be a turn-off, though there are probably plenty of people who would be into that sort of thing.

Mariah Carey. With her self proclaimed diva status I seriously doubt the experience would be fun at all.

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6. ​capthowdy0000 thinks being in Megyn Kelly's "wherever" would be no fun.

Megyn Kelly. She's cute but seems like the type to ask you "are you finished?"

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7. ​UnoriginalScourge thinks Drake is compensating. A rapper compensating? No wayyyyy.

Drake. If you have to make a whole song about how good you are, you're probably compensating.

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8. ​Stockholm-Syndrom says something that I personally believe is totally untrue.

The Queen of England doesn't look very kinky.

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9. ​bleachviolet thinks Lana Del Rey would be as mellow in bed as her music.

Lana Del Rey.

I love her and her music but I can't help but think she just lays there looking pretty.

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10. ​Notmymonkeynotmyprob thinks Emeril Lagasse would have less spice in bed than he does in his food.

Emeril Lagasse

Every time he's about to finish he yells BAM!

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11. ​Nirvosh thinks Kanye would be as selfish in the sack as he is in life.

Kayne west As we all know he will never let you finish

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12. ​Pineappleexpress98 knows Michael Cera would suck at sex, because he has seen it many times before.

Michael Cera would cum really early and then spend the rest of the night appologizing. Infact, I think thats a scene in one of his movies but I can't remember which one.

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13. ​Pr0ducer knows Trump is a huge dick, but not in the way that would make him desirable.

I can't believe I'm 20 posts in and not seen a single mention of Donald Trump. Donald Fucking Trump is certainly bad in bed, but certainly thinks he's the greatest, all the while his smokin' hot 24-years-his-junior wife is wondering when he'll finally kick the bucket and set her free.

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14. Chastain86 thinks sleeping with Kat Dennings would be a lot like an episode of Two Broke Girls. Anyone who has sat through an episode of Two Broke Girls knows that's not a compliment.

I choose to believe the sex would be like an episode of Two Broke Girls. Short, disappointing, and with a constant fucking laugh-track in the background.

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