As O.J. Simpson stood before a Nevada parole board after nearly nine years in state prison, Americans and people around the world stood glued to their screens.The commenters on the ABC News live stream have been extremely unimpressed by Simpson's performance, his inability to take responsibility for the crimes that resulted in his nine- to 33-year sentence, and his rambling, "relitigating" defense."He came off as a man that's not coached by an attorney," said ABC News' George Stephanopoulos.#OJSimpson: "I'm not a guy who lived a criminal life. I'm a pretty straight shooter." #OJSimpsonParole https://t.co/VGwY3DgQPI pic.twitter.com/QbXGSjPqSv— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 20, 2017 A few comments, particularly, have sent the internet into a spiral of disbelief—such as when Simpson told the parole board that he "basically lived a conflict-free life" before his time in prison. Uh huh.1.OJ Simpson just now: "I've basically spent a conflict-free life." 1. Double Murder2. Domestic Abuser3. Stalker— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 20, 2017 2.OJ Simpson better not talk himself back into jail explaining too much lol #OJSimpsonParole— Furious Styles (@boywonder34) July 20, 2017 3.https://twitter.com/Phenom001/status/8880899217804656644.OJ Simpson says he has "lived a conflict-free life."— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) July 20, 2017 5.https://twitter.com/Bajor3k/status/8880870932929576966.https://twitter.com/Steve_424/status/8880892412002836487."I have basically spent a conflict free life..." OJ Simpson, just now. Well, if you round down. Turning this off.— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) July 20, 2017 8.#OJSimpson: "I've basically spent a conflict-free life." #OJSimpsonParole pic.twitter.com/jwpzwwR5l9— WillieGRamirez (@WillieGRamirez) July 20, 2017 9.https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/88808623969766604810.https://twitter.com/justinddiamond/status/88808997984243712011.Reeeeeally??? Is that so?? Speak more on that, Mr. Simpson. #OJSimpsonParole pic.twitter.com/noLNsiJ82g— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) July 20, 2017 12.Simpson: "I'm a straight shooter" The lawyer: #OJSimpsonParole pic.twitter.com/1on4XOeoCV— Maeven (@thatsomaevenn) July 20, 2017 13.Watching OJ Simpson parole hearing. Unbelievable that his ego and lack of accountability are still as huge as ever.Sad. #OJSimpsonParole— Candy Ibarra (@iamcandyibarra) July 20, 2017 The 70-year-old is not, obviously, requesting parole for a conviction for his role in the killings of Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson.Rather, the charges stem from a 2008 "kidnapping and robbery" in a Las Vegas hotel, according to the New York Times. This is his first opportunity to leave prison, nine years after his conviction and sentencing.A unanimous decision is required by the four-member parole panel at the hearing to release O.J. from prison. If they cannot decide, then two other commissioners will weigh in—and a decision will be made on a simple majority. A three-to-three split will result in a new hearing in six months, according to CNN.A denial requires another decision: on how long until Simpson's next parole hearing. That date must be set in the next five years.If they do grant parole, Simpson could be free by October 1st.