Orlando Bloom made his private Instagram account public, embracing the thirst.

Orlando Bloom made his private Instagram account public, embracing the thirst.
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Orlando Bloom, famous paddle boarder (and also star of a few huge movies) just "caved" and made his previously private Instagram public, kind of like his junk.

Bloom, who has been 'gramming for a while, released his photos unto the world and announced it with a simple piece of paper that said "I caved," in pretty nice handwriting.

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Mr. Katy Perry mostly chronicles his worldly travels and his humanitarian work, but also gets hella thirsty. Literally.

🛫🛬

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A slow motion video dripping with water is as subtle as paddleboarding naked.

Another fascinating video shows Bloom riding through Burning Man, and having cross-referenced Katy Perry's Instagram, it's likely her in the back.

a burn thru the burn🔥black rock city👊🏻

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🔥AlivE🔥

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Bloom's other hits include a dad joke of a sex tape...

my sex tape 📹

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...more galloping through the desert...

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...helicoptering with Katy...

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...and geeking out with BB-8.

This guy..

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Thanks for going public, Orlando. The slow motion videos are truly a public service.

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