Everyone is outraged by a shirt Kylie Jenner danced in, I'm offended that's considered dancing.

Everyone is outraged by a shirt Kylie Jenner danced in, I'm offended that's considered dancing.
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Last week Kylie Jenner posted a very bad dance video to Instagram:


These didn't make it to Snapchat so here you are Instagram
A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

The caption says, "These didn't make it to Snapchat," which made me wonder, what does? I did not satisfy my curiosity by actually following Kylie Jenner on Snapchat, because I don't want her on my phone without an enormous amount of personal effort. Now I know anyway, because in her recent Snapchats she wore a shirt that has everyone frothing from the mouth, as she danced to “Rich $ex” by Future. It says, "Eat Me Out" in a fun play on the In-n-Out logo. Very L.A.

Everyone is outraged by a shirt Kylie Jenner danced in, I'm offended that's considered dancing.

That's her "dance face." (via kylizzlesnapchats)

Anyway, yeah, Kylie is STILL only 17 (has she been seventeen for a million years now?), so I guess it's inappropriate. It seems low on the list of inappropriate things Kylie Jenner has worn on camera.

My real complaint: YOU CALL THIS DANCING, AMERICA?!

And here she is, not committing to her dumb bit:

Now she just looks like someone who thinks they're taking a selfie, but accidentally turned on video:

Even her friend is like, "...Do you need something?"

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Is this what all her Snapchats are like? Once again, not following Kylie Jenner on Snapchat, now or ever.

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