No one has ever been as excited about losing their v-card as Paris Hilton is about losing her Burning Man virginity. In fact, no one has ever been this excited about anything. Unless there were drugs involved. And there may have been drugs involved, since she is at Burning Man.

Or maybe she's just excited about rolling around in the dust in the Nevada desert while sporting this alien-meets-S&M-style bathing suit and a new hairstyle, which looks suspiciously like cornrows.

Sources: Twitter