Paris Hilton is really excited about popping her Burning Man cherry.

Paris Hilton is really excited about popping her Burning Man cherry.
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No one has ever been as excited about losing their v-card as Paris Hilton is about losing her Burning Man virginity. In fact, no one has ever been this excited about anything. Unless there were drugs involved. And there may have been drugs involved, since she is at Burning Man.

Or maybe she's just excited about rolling around in the dust in the Nevada desert while sporting this alien-meets-S&M-style bathing suit and a new hairstyle, which looks suspiciously like cornrows.

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Or maybe she's excited to be hanging out with this famous crew, including her brother Barron Hilton and models/sisters Poppy and Cara Delevingne.

Or maybe she's excited because she can... fly?

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Yeah, it's got to be drugs. Eventually the high will wear off and she'll realize she's stuck in the desert with a bunch of hippies and no hot water. But until then, YOLO!

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