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Patrick Stewart is an accomplished actor. He can do anything: comedy, drama, tragedy, space travel, even mutant management. As it turns out, he can also create a new category of awesome: hardware store monologist.

Yes, Patrick Stewart, the actor that Queen Elizabeth knighted, loves hardware stores just as passionately as Oprah loves bread. For regular folks, simply saying "I love hardware stores," would suffice, but not for Sir Patrick. He elevated this love to Shakespearean levels.