By now, you of course know that Paul Rudd has dabbled in some dark magics, because he never ages. But did you also know he yells at children? (#paulruddfacts) OK, so the yelling is benevolent; when a young fan kept yelling his name at the Captain America: Civil War premiere, Instagram user dreamerdaz captured Rudd yelling right back:
People of the Internet were delighted, although the type of positive reaction from commenters varies a bit:
If you're reading this, kid who was yelling at Paul Rudd: don't fall for him. He'll stay the same age as you grow older and die, and then he'll marry the next child to yell at his boyish face at a movie premiere. It's just your typical recipe for Hollywood heartbreak.