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Wednesday night brought the 2017 People's Choice Awards, hosted by Joel "The Soup" McHale and featuring performances from Blake Shelton and Fifth Harmony (now with 20 percent fewer members). While all the attendees looked beautiful (probably because they are beautiful), some of their style choices were overall very "huh" and "um" with the occasional "why?" thrown in.

Here are the worst dressed celebrities of the night (i.e. the uninformed fashion judgments of a person watching the People's Choice Awards from home, sitting on a cat hair-covered couch, wiping Frito grease onto ripped sweatpants).

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1. Priyanka Chopra

Priyanka Chopra's hair is perfection, though.
Priyanka Chopra's hair is perfection, though.

Priyanka Chopra is gorgeous and that salmon pink color is wonderful, but it looks a little bit like she just got her skirt caught in a paper shredder.

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2. Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell's look is a little bit country, a little bit sexy robot.
Kristen Bell's look is a little bit country, a little bit sexy robot.

Kristen Bell's silver vintage pantsuit is going to be all over every best dressed list, and while I love the fabric and cut, the frilly bra cups on this one are just too different from the rest of it. It looks like her boobs are in baking cups (not in a good way).

3. Lori Loughlin

Lori Loughlin's dress looks like it's punishing her.
Lori Loughlin's dress looks like it's punishing her.
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I love the print (who doesn't love a good black floral?) but the cut of Lori Loughlin's dress is criminal. The accordion pleats makes her look like a bedskirt. Great shoes, though.

4. Jodie Sweetin

Jodie Sweetin's outfit had stuff going for it, but more going against it.
Jodie Sweetin's outfit had stuff going for it, but more going against it.

Jodie Sweetin almost nailed this one. The print on the dress is stunning, her hair is cool and I love the jacket; it's all very Crybaby, which is fitting since Johnny Depp was being honored at the People's Choice Awards. But the length and the volume of the dress is just too overwhelming.

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5. Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice's dress looks like the beaded curtain in everyone's first apartment.
Victoria Justice's dress looks like the beaded curtain in everyone's first apartment.

Victoria Justice looks wonderful, there's no denying that, but she really should put back that beaded carseat cover she's wearing and get herself an actual dress.

6. Jamie Chung

Jamie Chung looks confused. I am also confused for her.
Jamie Chung looks confused. I am also confused for her.

Jamie Chung's yellow doily dress looks more like something you'd see under a lamp in your great aunt's dusty, paneled sitting room. If were wearing a hat made of a bowl of hard candy, I wouldn't be surprised.