The gossip blogger Perez Hilton took to Facebook last night to ask his fellow media people to take a Kardashian hiatus.
Mr. Hilton, we accept.
Next week, from Monday, August 17 to Friday, August 21, this website will not be publishing a single post about Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Tyga, Kanye, North, or anyone else affiliated with the Klan (er...not that Klan either). No selfies. No baby name reveals. No think pieces about the Kim Kardashian app. No feuds between people we can't quite identify.