Piers Morgan, after suffering a fall that apparently resulted in three broken ribs, bravely returned to television—a heroic move that only proves him the paragon of masculinity he's long represented, according to Piers Morgan.
He took to Twitter on Sunday to praise his courage:
"I'll be co-hosting [Good Morning Britain] tomorrow with 3 broken ribs," boasted Morgan.
"For the more fragile snowflakes among you, this is called 'manning up'."
The television blowhard, best known to Someecards for his impeccably infuriating feuds with women like Amber Rose, Cher, Ariana Grande, and J.K. Rowling, won't let a few broken ribs come between him and the important job of bloviating with a 'gay cure' therapist on television.