Reese Witherspoon celebrated her 40th birthday over the weekend with a blowout A-list party at The Warwick in Hollywood. Your invitation must've accidentally gone to a junk email folder, but thankfully there's plenty of evidence of the lavish party that happened despite your absence.
Her mom even sends hilarious mom texts about Los Angeles.
That makes Kate Hudson's collage of the squad looking regally blonde less exciting:
Although Witherspoon joining Keith Urban on stage to sing "Sweet Home Alabama" may have managed to approach the glory of the above mom text:
Anyone else hoping to snag Taylor Swift and Keith Urban for their birthday party simply needs to be as well-liked and wealthy as Reese Witherspoon, and as intriguing as her mom.