Rob Lowe is in need of a new personal assistant, or so it would seem according to this job listing on a site for personal assistants (which sources tell TMZ is definitely for Rob Lowe). The job reportedly pays $70,000 a year, but Lowe's got a very particular set of requirements:
—Never assume anything
—Ensure the CLIENT [Rob Lowe] is fed and has coffee throughout the day
—Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT
—Ensure that the CLIENT HAS A DINNER PLAN IF ARRIVING HOME LATER THAN 8 PM in the evening
—Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival
—Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT'S body man
—Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT
It's questionable, though, whether or not this listing could possibly for a job with Rob Lowe since Lowe probably weighs more than 25 pounds. Confusing.
Lowe's team tells TMZ that this is not for him, but they did admit that "We can confirm coffee is his number one priority in life."