The Rolling Stones' concert rider proves they're still better at partying than the rest of us.

The Rolling Stones' concert rider proves they're still better at partying than the rest of us.
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Hey, are you tired today? A little rough getting up this morning? Drink too much this weekend?  Well, pull yourself together, damn it! The Rolling Stones are partying way harder than you every second of every day (and they have been for the last 53 years.)

Hide your daughters, moms, grandmas and great grandmas, these bad boys (Can we still call them boys?) just wrapped up another world tour, and according to their rider, they rock it just as hard offstage as they do on. 

Forget green drinks, the fountain of youth may be at the bottom of a bottle. The band's hotel rider demands that wherever the band stays, illegal or not -- the booze needs to flow like Eminem in 2002.

Some other badass requests for Mick, Keith, and the other ones: 

-Blacked out windows (so no one can see how freakin' hard they are partying)

-Extra butlers, for MASSIVE room service orders (Prune juice martinis for everyone!)

-After hours dry cleaning, for when things get dirty (How do I get prune juice martinis out of these leather pants?)

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-Tons of Marlboro cigs (We're pretty sure there is no way to kill these guys.)

However, there's one thing on the rider that blows up their spot -- they need written instructions on how to use ALL electronics. Just goes to show, you can party hard and live forever, but at some point you'll be screaming, "Geez Louise! How do I work this dang clicker?"

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