An even more attractive celebrity couple, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, have secretly wed to fill the Brangelina void.

An even more attractive celebrity couple, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, have secretly wed to fill the Brangelina void.
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Every other post about this news will start with a "Hey girl," but I'll skip that and get right to the important news which is that apparently those goddamn sneaky sneakers Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are married. Us Weekly is reporting that they wed "earlier this year," and neglected to alert the paparazzi, which is, when you think about it, pretty rude.

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Mendes' headwear game is consistently on point. Also, he's perfect.
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Mendes, 42, and Gosling, 35, met while working on the 2012 film The Place Beyond The Pines. Their wedding took place "among a small group of family and friends," and luckily those who attended were trustworthy enough to keep it quiet.

The pair have two daughters, two-year-old Esmeralda and four-month-old Amada. At the Toronto International Film Festival in September, Gosling said of his family, "I’m a lucky man. We couldn’t be happier. They are so sweet."

A source close to Mendes told Us, "Eva and Ryan have always felt like a married couple. They are infatuated with each other."

"Infatuated" sounds more like something you'd say about a newly dating couple than a married one, but then again, Mendes and Gosling are not normal human mortals and probably everything they do is blessed by the universe in a way we will never be able to fully understand.

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