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The world sucks right now and we could use a distraction. January 29th is the SAG Awards and celebrities are there. They're rich and beautiful, but don't always wear the nicest things. Here are the worst dressed people on the red carpet to whom we are forever indebted for giving us a small dosage of schadenfreude.

1. Kate Hudson

Yikes. Is she wearing a dress or Dior boxers with some nylon and duct tape and a hip brooch thrown on? Plus the hair is a little There's Something About Mary-ish.
Yikes. Is she wearing a dress or Dior boxers with some nylon and duct tape and a hip brooch thrown on? Plus the hair is a little There's Something About Mary-ish.
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2. Michelle Dockery

Lady Mary is awesome, but her hair looks kind of mullet-y and her dress just like a beach towel.
Lady Mary is awesome, but her hair looks kind of mullet-y and her dress just like a beach towel.
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3. Amy Landecker

The Pfefferman on Transparent who's into sadomasochism has a similarly masochistic stylist.
The Pfefferman on Transparent who's into sadomasochism has a similarly masochistic stylist.
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4. Mayim Bialik

While her Star of David necklace just fills me with so much Jewish pride, the dress looks like Christmas wrapping paper.
While her Star of David necklace just fills me with so much Jewish pride, the dress looks like Christmas wrapping paper.
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5. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The icon must have gotten so bored of award shows after decades of winning that she just re-purposed her curtains like the Von Trapp kids in The Sound of Music.
The icon must have gotten so bored of award shows after decades of winning that she just re-purposed her curtains like the Von Trapp kids in The Sound of Music.
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6. Nicole Kidman

This dress is a pitch for a Disney movie in which a peacock has a pair of parrots living on her shoulders.
This dress is a pitch for a Disney movie in which a peacock has a pair of parrots living on her shoulders.
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7 & 8. Michelle Williams and Busy Phillips

It's fun that the BFFs synced up on sequins, but Williams looks a wee bit like a Rocky Horror character and unfortunately Phillips camouflage fails.
It's fun that the BFFs synced up on sequins, but Williams looks a wee bit like a Rocky Horror character and unfortunately Phillips camouflage fails.
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9. Gwendoline Christie

This jumpsuit should be sent to prison for its fashion crimes.
This jumpsuit should be sent to prison for its fashion crimes.
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10. Taryn Manning

Candy floss hair and a stolen bedsheet do not gel well.
Candy floss hair and a stolen bedsheet do not gel well.