Khloé Kardashian is hosting a new show called Kocktails with Khloé on the FYI network (which, for your information, exists). The series' second episode is making the rounds thanks to the appearances of Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy and ex-boyfriend, Scott Disick, and Kylie Jenner's possibly-cheating boyfriend, Tyga. Khloé, bubbling with her trademark passive-aggression, made the two play a game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the three eldest Kardashian sisters as their options. Seeing as both men either are or have been romantically involved with the family, they had to be very careful in their responses:
Purely from a tactical standpoint, they both gave pretty good answers. Both assured their host that she would not be killed (Tyga married Khloé while Scott merely banged her), and although Tyga killed Scott's ex, it also meant he didn't need to have fictional sex with her. Scott's only blunder was his failure to conceal how many times he's played this game, immediately expressing his desire to kill the family's queen bee, Kim, and marry the woman who would never marry him.
This episode is also generating buzz from an interesting interview with Disick about what he wants to do in life now that he and Kourtney Kardashian, with whom he has three children, are officially residents of splitsville. Disick, whose constant attempts at a bad-boy persona have been the worst-concealed cries for help in show business, pretty much said he just wants to be less of a douche:
Both Kourtney and Kylie will be on the next episode of the show. Concluding on a less-tabloidy note, enjoy Jenna Marbles (real name Jenna Mourey) talking about aliens: