Serena Williams chases down fool who tried to steal her phone, shares gripping story on Facebook.

Serena Williams chases down fool who tried to steal her phone, shares gripping story on Facebook.
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Serena Williams posted a story on her Facebook page about thwarting a thief in a restaurant who tried to steal her phone. She even added her own Superwoman picture to the post, because she flew through a wall and shot lasers out of her eyes to catch him. It was not actually that dramatic, and she may actually have exaggerated a few details of how she bolted out of the restaurant to catch him. But everyone likes to add a few embellishments to a good story, especially if it regards stopping a thief. Besides, there's no doubting she is a badass with superhero strength. Serena is known to destroy all her opponents, including her sister Venus, on the court. And she definitely doesn't like it if you ask her to smile. Here's her account of the incident:

Soooooo yesterday at dinner the CRAZIEST THING happened to me. I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I...

Posted by Serena Williams on Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Soooooo yesterday at dinner the CRAZIEST THING happened to me. I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I add) and this guy stands next to me. It was only 2 of us sitting at a 4 person table just chatting like we have not seen each other in years. Anyways I digress, so this guy is standing next to me and something (I have now dubbed it my SUPERHERO sense) told me to watch him. My phone was sitting in the chair but I just didn't feel right. He was there too long. "Is he a customer?" I thought "Is he waiting on the bathroom?" nonetheless I tried to shake his this eerie feeling. However, I kept watching him from the corner of my eye. Than when least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted "Omg that dude took my phone!!" Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down.
He began to run but I was too fast. (Those sprints came in handy) I was upon him in a flash! 
In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he "accidentally" took the wrong phone. He stumbled on his words probably not expecting this to happen. While he was thinking of the right thing to say and eventually he said "Gosh you know what I did! It was so confusing in there. I must have grabbed the wrong phone."

Meanwhile My phone was ringing, my superhero sidekick quailman was face timing me so he could not possibly deny the allegations. I swiftly thanked him and left. 
Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I've got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm. 
Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what's right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero! 
When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully's and other men. It was a win for the ladies! 
Just because you are a lady don't be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero! SuperSerena and her sidekick quailman.

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SuperRena. Movie role next? Action film? Let's do this.

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ABC News posted a security video from the restaurant which shows Serena pursuing the bad guy. We don't see any leaps over chairs, but she is moving with purpose, and all the patrons take notice as she hustles outside to confront her thief:

Serena moved faster than a speeding bullet, and it's definitely due to all her tennis sprints and conditioning. Her confidence and strength do deserve a standing ovation, because this truly is a win for the ladies. That fool is lucky he coughed up the phone quickly, or the video probably would have shown him getting clobbered in the street.

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