Seth Rogen rated Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's penises like only he can.

Seth Rogen rated Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's penises like only he can.
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Andy Cohen (bless his reality show mastermind heart) had Seth Rogen on Watch What Happens Live! on Aug. 7, and asked Rogen to give his unfiltered straight-guy thoughts on the recently published naked photos of Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. Rogen gives a very measured (hee hee) and thoughtful response, using nice words for both stars' schlongs before choosing one as his favorite. He's very convincing.

To compare on your own, you may look at the size of the censorship marks:

Or just Google the uncensored versions. They're out there. (But don't, because it's creepy and wrong. They are out there, though.)

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