Someone is photoshopping big noses and no mouths onto all your favorite celebrities.

Someone is photoshopping big noses and no mouths onto all your favorite celebrities.
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The best in the business. Everybody nose it. (via)

Have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities, athletes and icons of popular culture would look like if they had enormous noses and no mouths? If you said "No!" then join the club. Because nobody ever has wondered that. Except for maybe one guy, and that's Phillip Pastore, the guy behind this weird blog called Nosemouth.

The whole idea behind the blog—if you can even call it an idea—is summed up pretty well in its tagline: "All Nose. No Mouth." It's just a grotesque assemblage of famous faces, but Photoshopped so as to enlarge the nose and erase the mouth. Here's a small sampling of what this rather absurd Internet destination has to offer:

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That thing probably creates some real ectoplasm. (via)

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The breath of God is truly in his nostrils(via)

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Talk about a whiff! (via)

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Oddly, she's still hotter than most people. (via)

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Now, there's that iconic smile. (via)

Sooooo many more Nosemouths to see right over here.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

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